I Do Not Like Cold Weather

Autumn used to be my favorite season. I love the colors and the sounds of crunching leaves. Too many respiratory and ear infections, tho. I began to loathe the cold.

It’s autumn again now. The memory of summer keeps me in better spirits, that and a genuine love for harvest celebrations.

The bitterness of winter ruins a lot of my springtime joy. I get anxious about late frosts, whose effects are exacerbated by climate change. Warm days that happen now in January and February get tree sap moving. Leaves bud on tiny branches. Then the cold returns and bites. Those baby leaves die; the trees lose an investment that used to be a sure thing.

But then there are gardens to plan and plant. Before long, summer is on its way again.

 

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One-Day Liquid Fast

I put myself on a fast, today. It’s been years since the last time I managed to make myself do this.

It’s a liquid fast; I have unfiltered apple cider and cayenne-laced lemonade. The pepper helps a lot with hunger pangs. I added a splash of raw apple cider vinegar to keep the candida albicans at bay. I am also drinking green tea so that the cider and lemonade sweetness doesn’t overwhelm me.

I feel pretty good so far but someone heated up ham in the microwave and the smell is making me sick.

Fasting is hard to do, especially with a strong appetite like mine. I hope I can make it the full 24 hours.

I want to do the full Master Cleanser Lemonade Fast in January. Seven days of this lemonade with salt water wash and senna tea. Three days of gently working back to solid food, so it’s really almost 10 days of fasting. This is a thorough rest from digestion that allows the body to heal serious damage. It’s been probably almost a decade since I last did it, maybe more. Since I’ve figured out my diet issues, there has been less motive to do the fast.

(Warning: graphic over-sharing ahead) The first time I did the MCLF, the results were pretty dramatic. I passed solids the entire 7 days. Saying it a second time: I ate nothing for a week and and still flushed solid waste out of my gut every day. (That is what the senna tea and salt water flush are for). People can heal a lot of things this way. My husband at the time also did the fast. He nearly rid himself of a huge tumor that had been on his back for over a decade.

My gut was damaged when I didn’t know I was gluten intolerant. I grew up eating a diet I couldn’t digest. I haven’t done the MCLF since going gluten free. This fast should give my body enough of a rest that it can heal. It won’t bring back what is gone – I won’t regain the ability to produce gluten enzymes – but can heal what is still here.

Fasting one day a month is recommended; I plan to do that. I’ve planned to do this for the past 15 years. LOL. Well, today is a start.

Airhead; Not Always A Bad Thing

Forgot a co-worker’s farewell luncheon today, even tho it was saved on both my work and home calendar. Had to meet husband at Lowe’s to buy paint & switch plates & new door so he could get work done on little rental house.

(Guy at the paint counter offered me an extra large stirrer in case husband misbehaved. LOL!)

Complained to work spouse about being an airhead, missing both items on my calendar. In the process, I accidentally pointed out that she’d gotten the time wrong on this afternoon’s meeting and had erroneously declined it.

Realized I was being a bit too hard on myself. Everyone makes mistakes. Good thing I complained, or she’d have missed an important meeting.

Dropped by retiring co-worker’s desk and wished her well. She says she hopes to lose 20lb over the next year, not being stuck behind a desk anymore.

My Predictions for the Last Season of GoT:

Dragonglass trends like mad, everyone just has to own a dagger or two.

Highgarden faces its first flu epidemic. Cersei sends out troops; flu decimates their ranks, she dies on Arya’s poisoned blade and good riddance.

Sansa sends out letters of petition for a decent husband, Brienne matches her with Podrick.

Dragon eats Euron, Yara takes to the sea, leaves Theon in charge. Hijinks ensue.

Jorah meets his little cousin Lyanna, who sets him to work rebuilding her troops. He defects to the Night’s Watch because sad Jorah, no Dany.

Jamie catches up with Brienne and they are BFF again, Jamie is best man at Brienne and Tormud’s wedding. Jamie and Tyrion reunite. Dany matches Jamie and Lyanna Mormont, there is much eye-rolling.

Free folk settle at Riverrun and Casterly Rock, re-name them Fishy and Rocky. Targaryens settle in at Dragonstone and breed like bunnies.

Arya marries beneath her and takes the Eyrie; her direwolves win all the dog shows. Dothraki take King’s Landing, settle down and get fat. Sometimes seen staring wistfully across the sea until their children hug them.

White walkers lose their sense of direction and become ordinary backyard pests. Everyone has dragonglass, so no biggie! Ice dragon is chained up in Arya’s backyard.

Final scene: Tyrion sitting on Iron Throne, holding up and frowning at a dragon egg just as it begins to crack, breaks the fourth wall to sigh at the audience.

Melting

I read two posts from Wyomingians complaining about science deniers. One pointed out that they are seeing 100 degree summer days, extremely unusual. The second person replied about their getting rain in Winter, which they agreed was crazy. They are desperate; the place they live in and count on has gone unpredictable with changing climate.

Lots of people posted replies, having recently been mislead into the fiction that global warming will cause an instant ice age to occur. This is what happens when people get their science dis-information from Michael Bay films. I suppose the story has been recirculated by some conspiracy talk show host. Seriously, people assume that the giant iceberg that calved off Antarctica is going to cause an ice age to occur.

Because of all the heat.

Have you been sarcastic and had people take you seriously, even after you say it was a joke? Maybe you even explain, point out that you meant the opposite of what you said, but they do not comprehend and keep on with their misunderstanding. This is similar. Explain to these people that our farmlands are going to turn into desert and they think you are telling them that desert is where food comes from.

I do not know how to express to jokers that serious issues are actually real. I spent ten years attempting to communicate genuinely with my ex husband, which he found endlessly amusing. I had no life worth living, being nothing better than a joke to him. I left.

We cannot solve climate change by leaving jokers. We cannot walkout the door and be free of them. They live here on Earth with us. Maybe that is what needs to change. Let's send them all to Venus. They do not care that we are heating up our planet, so let's send them off to where greenhouse effect is strong enough to melt metal.

That was sarcasm. We cannot ship science deniers to Venus. Just in case you thought I really meant that.

Tree Planting Record

Dear Senator Corker,

Recently, people of India landed a record number of trees in 24 hours. Not long after that, they broke their own record! 

Trees are amazing when it comes to environment. Tree shade cools the ground by soaking up the sunlight. I am old enough to remember when tree shade was the only “air conditioning” we had! Trees also slow down and soak up rain, which prevents floods from happening. 

The most important thing trees do is create good soil. Without trees, there would be no farmland. Places where all the trees are cleared for farmland have turned into desert. That is what happened to the Fertile Cresent. 

India planted these trees to roll back climate change. But trees are worth so much, they are good for so many more reasons. Life thrives in trees, under trees, because of trees. That includes our human lives. 

Earlier this year, I got 10 free trees from the Tennessee Conservation program. Nine of them have survived so far. My property lost far more trees that this in last year’s drought.

Would it be possible for Tennessee to give India a “run for its money” and challenge them on a tree planting record? It would do us a world of good. 

Thank you,

Distance

We have automobiles, cars that
Zoom us
Anywhere we need to go

We have days
Unencumbered by searches for foodstuff or
Washing clothes by hand
Hours to spend as we please

Still…

She is three-quarters of an hour’s
Drive away from me
Not far, but
Too late for panic
Out of arm’s reach

I am not welcome
At my ex’s house
I am not barred
Awkward

Bright soul
Darling girl
In spirit
We share breath

In body, the distance?
I measure it
In heartaches